I picked up a turkey yesterday and the only ones they had left were pre-cooked. When I took it it out of the bag I was a little frightened. Minus the head, it looked almost identical to the photo you posted.
I hate this time of year. Yesterday I had my backpack stolen with my wallet and beloved buck knife and ID in it. I am sitting here in the dark with a large bottle of wodkah waiting for the fucker that stole it to use the KEYS that were in my backpack to steal my xmess gifts if I had any. All they are getting is an xmess *thok* with a 40 pounder of wod on the top of the head.
Damn it, that's not good, sweetheart. I hope you get a good skull-crushing whack at him. I would hope you get your wallet back too but I suppose that's unlikely.
As it turned out, I left it at the Elks Club after playing beer pong all night. I had neither been to an Elks Club before nor played beer pong before so that may or may not explain anything. I did get the back pack back with everything but the cash in it. That didn't bother me that much, as I considered it a 'stoopid tax'.
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Date: 2012-12-25 07:47 pm (UTC)Santa wants the other white meat for Christmas ...
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Date: 2012-12-25 11:13 pm (UTC)Hugs and stuff, me.
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Date: 2013-03-29 05:03 pm (UTC)Happy birthday, Sem.
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