Happy Christmas

[the_pilchard]

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[ironchefgein.livejournal.com]

(http://ironchefgein.livejournal.com/pics/catalog/368/212975)
Santa wants the other white meat for Christmas ...

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[minihaha.livejournal.com]

I picked up a turkey yesterday and the only ones they had left were pre-cooked. When I took it it out of the bag I was a little frightened. Minus the head, it looked almost identical to the photo you posted.

[morty-baby.livejournal.com]

I hate this time of year. Yesterday I had my backpack stolen with my wallet and beloved buck knife and ID in it. I am sitting here in the dark with a large bottle of wodkah waiting for the fucker that stole it to use the KEYS that were in my backpack to steal my xmess gifts if I had any. All they are getting is an xmess *thok* with a 40 pounder of wod on the top of the head.

Hugs and stuff, me.

[the-pilchard.livejournal.com]

That kid looks a little dubious about it all, and who can blame him?

[the-pilchard.livejournal.com]

Sounds good! I hope you all had a very good day.

[the-pilchard.livejournal.com]

I bet it tasted good, though. I'm sure my one would as well, as long as you avoid his bulging, accusatory eye.

[the-pilchard.livejournal.com]

Damn it, that's not good, sweetheart. I hope you get a good skull-crushing whack at him. I would hope you get your wallet back too but I suppose that's unlikely.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[morty-baby.livejournal.com]

As it turned out, I left it at the Elks Club after playing beer pong all night. I had neither been to an Elks Club before nor played beer pong before so that may or may not explain anything. I did get the back pack back with everything but the cash in it. That didn't bother me that much, as I considered it a 'stoopid tax'.

Happy birthday, Sem.
xo